Mom Stomp Weekly #53
In this week's Mom Stomp episode (S4, Ep29 - COWBOY CARTER TOUR COUNTDOWN AND SAN DIEGO ZOO), Annie and Jo are one day away from attending Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour (kicking off in LA on Monday, April 28, 2025), and are coming with concert predictions! Plus, Jo's got a San Diego Zoo review, Annie has a sex dream and they're both dishing on perimenopause and reading into JLo's Instagram stories. ENJOY!!!!!
Before we hit you with the supplemental material to this week’s MS ep in ☕The Breakdown, we gotta CHECK IN…
✅ THE CHECK-IN
Who knew space could be a weapon for bullies?? We all need to check-in on Katy Perry this week because she is giving LeaveBritneyAlone vibes on her It’s A Woman’s World Tour (but also read the room, hun).
Annie just started using Nutrafol supplements in hopes to grow some of these greys hunnie! Anyone out there try/trying Nutrafol have success/disappointment stories?
Remember that one time you googled “Miley Cyrus” to see if she would be in town for the Beyoncé concert and you found out BILLY RAY CYRUS AND ELIZABETH HURLEY ARE DATING?!?! 2025 is on one.
Next time you’re looking for a dessert to make, might we suggest trying this strawberry pretzel dessert recipe … kind of involved but it’s always a hit and leaves your kitchen smelling like Auntie Anne’s. 🤤
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☕THE BREAKDOWN
Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour STAGE tease
We don’t know what’s in store for Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour, but we’re praying for a Beyonce/The Chicks reunion ….Texas, stand by!
Also, wondering if we’ll see Beyonce playing an instrument?!
No idea what the call-and-response (ahem, “mute challenge”) will be for this tour but we know for damn sure, we will be Stockholm-night-1-late to that party.
Praying we see Honey Balenciaga dancing on this tour but Honey’s dance card might already be full. #ladygagamayhemball
Post Malone and Beyoncé have chemistry and we’re like, “Babe, you DO get one cheat - go for it!” *Check the receipts AKA Post Malone's caption: “I LOVE YOU.” #yesma’am
Before you go to the San Diego Zoo, check the ticket prices vs membership prices…the San Diego Zoo is lit and you might want to go back sooner than ya think!
Okay, we WILL obv be members as senior citizens (to get our steps in) but, real talk, if money or time is tight, San Diego Zoo’s Safari Park, which is gorgeous, can be skipped.
Thinking about getting a stroller? Go to the zoo (any zoo) - my GAWD it’s a STROLLER SCENE and we were drooling.
Coming with the animal trivia receipts -
Cougars/pumas/mountain lions/panthers, oh my! Names on names on names for this cat.
Giraffes only need to sleep 5-30 minutes a DAY!?! From this point on giraffe = mother.
…meanwhile, lions sleep/nap/rest 21 hours a day?! THE DREAM!!!!!!
Brains broken over the okapi - it’s giving horse/giraffe/unicorn/otherworldly
Learning about menopause/perimenopause from Halle Berry?! Thank you, Halle! *And thanks for nothing, doctors.
Okay, rabbit-holing on Halle spreading the good word!
About to dang join her menopause club…*will send constant updates!
Okay, the story is GONE but this weekend JLo posted an Instagram story encouraging people to watch Brett Goldstein’s special The Second Best Night of Your Life so, of course, the moms are on RELATIONSHIP WATCH 👀
🎙️THE PODCAST
Mom Stomp is a chat podcast where Annie Donley and Jo Scott (moms, comedians, friends and LA transplants) gab on all things Beyoncé, Britney, Rihanna and their kids. The two also sprinkle in reviews on kid-friendly excursions, motherly advice, and their journey to creating a Mom Nutting Universe. *This podcast is not appropriate for kids.
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