On this week’s episode of the podcast we got a real treat - our friend and listener, FNLN, Ben Bolling, gave a VOICE to some smut🌶️ we wrote. Below is a few seconds of us listening to Ben read each submission for the first time. Can you guess who wrote which?!
🌶️Smut Submission #1 - “Albertsons”
🌶️Smut Submission #2 - “Dead Husband”
✅THE CHECK-IN
Before we hit you with the episode breakdown, a few thoughts…
Did you watch yet, babe?
Baking soda: remember how we lost our minds over baking soda last week? Well, I used it to freshen my couch and carpet this week and it did such an amazing job of deodorizing everything that I have been petting & sniffing my furniture like a little pervert. Thanks, baking soda!!
Had to pull out some wrapping paper this weekend (brag!) which reminded me of this slap-bracelet hack I learned from friend-of-the-pod and MOTHER, FNLN Kim Herrmann. Thanks, Kim!
Big shoutout to amaze.org, which provides “engaging, educational, age-appropriate, often humorous sex education videos for young adults.” There’s a variety of different subjects from puberty to sex to menopause. Don't have young adults in your life? NP amaze.org/jr has got you covered with tons of videos on how to teach younger kids(4+) about their bodies.
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☕THE BREAKDOWN
And now that you've listened to our latest episode, here are some links and topics we reference in the episode:
Last week, disgruntled customers of the “Willy Wonka Experience” in Glasgow (Scotland) called the police… because what they were promised wasn’t what they got. #hiNatasha!
Our smut submissions got us revisiting the idea of making an “OnlyFams” page. (*OnlyFans but family-er) content. *Here’s an actual video we watched when we were going through our We-Might-Start-OnlyFams Era.
We love a good ASMR cleaning vid and, dang, is it just us or are they ALWAYS using a Scrub Daddy?! Always with the SD!
Sure, Dawn’s Powerwash COULD be making our fingerprints disappear (as discussed in a previous ep) but TikTok is using it to clean ovens so now that’s what we do too.
Big week for Rihanna. She and her partner, A$AP Rocky, dropped a Fenty Beauty short film (promoting their Lux Balm collab) called “Born to Steal: Yours, Mine, Ours.” We’ve said it once, we’ll say it again - A$AP Rocky gets it! This behind-the-scenes vid is sooo sweet!
Also! Rihanna was paid $6 million to perform at Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s son’s pre-wedding festivities. FYI - That’s $6 million more than she got paid to perform in the Superbowl. Page Six is talking shit but The Indian Express knows what’s good.
Annie’s new baby. I mean, it cleans but why so streaky?
Beyonce pics for the upcoming CR Fashion Book Issue 24 (available on newsstands 3/29/24) are giving mullet and rock and we LOVE. Could these looks be a nod to the Renaissance ACT III? #rockalbum?
Britney is confused by chess - and we quote, “What the fuck is going on here🤔🤔🤔!!!” and we’re confused about who Ben Smith is and why this dude didn't repost Britney’s post?
🎙️THE PODCAST
Mom Stomp is a chat podcast where Annie Donley and Jo Scott (moms, comedians, friends and LA transplants) gab on all things Beyonce, Britney, Rihanna and their kids. The two also sprinkle in reviews on kid-friendly excursions, motherly advice, and their journey to creating a Mom Nutting Universe. *This podcast is not appropriate for kids.
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